Saturday, 5 May 2012

Football and fun!

As I write this, I'm keeping one eye and both ears on the football - there's a strong possibility that my team (Hereford United) will be relegated from the League today :( Our form has been so poor that I've been resigned to it for quite some time - and yet, we've managed to hang on and hang on, we somehow pulled off a 3-0 win away from home last week, and there's still a chance we could survive after all if we win today and Barnet don't.... So far we've managed to go up by a goal but so have Barnet so I'm in for a nervy afternoon!

So here are a few jokes I came across in the paper this morning, to distract me a little - and to amuse you too, I hope!

I love eBay - I've sold my homing pigeon eight times.

I phoned Seaworld the other day. They told me, "Your call may be monitored for training porpoises."

"You won't like me when I'm angry. I back up my rage with documented facts and sources." - The Credible Hulk

I've got a brilliant new guard dog. He won't let anyone in. He's a UK border collie.

(With thanks to Simon Hoggart, columnist, who quoted these; he received them from Steve Pound.)

Come on Hereford.... As things stand we're going down :( Wish me luck!


Melissa said...

Great to "see" you online Mel. Hope your team wins!!!!

Alison said...

Hope they won Mel!
Alison xx

Maria Ontiveros said...

LOL at the ebay joke! And I always love to hear about people's favorite teams.

Jane said...

thanks for making me smile,who'd be a football supporter!

Lynn said...

Did you use to go and support them? I did with my Dad and brother. It was never easy being a hereford fan. I don't follow football these days but also smile if I ever here the result for Hereford Utd.

Clair said...

Love 'The Credible Hulk' :)