As I write this, I'm keeping one eye and both ears on the football - there's a strong possibility that my team (Hereford United) will be relegated from the League today :( Our form has been so poor that I've been resigned to it for quite some time - and yet, we've managed to hang on and hang on, we somehow pulled off a 3-0 win away from home last week, and there's still a chance we could survive after all if we win today and Barnet don't.... So far we've managed to go up by a goal but so have Barnet so I'm in for a nervy afternoon!
So here are a few jokes I came across in the paper this morning, to distract me a little - and to amuse you too, I hope!
I love eBay - I've sold my homing pigeon eight times.
I phoned Seaworld the other day. They told me, "Your call may be monitored for training porpoises."
"You won't like me when I'm angry. I back up my rage with documented facts and sources." - The Credible Hulk
I've got a brilliant new guard dog. He won't let anyone in. He's a UK border collie.
(With thanks to Simon Hoggart, columnist, who quoted these; he received them from Steve Pound.)
Come on Hereford.... As things stand we're going down :( Wish me luck!
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