Saturday, 5 May 2012

Football and fun!

As I write this, I'm keeping one eye and both ears on the football - there's a strong possibility that my team (Hereford United) will be relegated from the League today :( Our form has been so poor that I've been resigned to it for quite some time - and yet, we've managed to hang on and hang on, we somehow pulled off a 3-0 win away from home last week, and there's still a chance we could survive after all if we win today and Barnet don't.... So far we've managed to go up by a goal but so have Barnet so I'm in for a nervy afternoon!

So here are a few jokes I came across in the paper this morning, to distract me a little - and to amuse you too, I hope!

I love eBay - I've sold my homing pigeon eight times.

I phoned Seaworld the other day. They told me, "Your call may be monitored for training porpoises."

"You won't like me when I'm angry. I back up my rage with documented facts and sources." - The Credible Hulk

I've got a brilliant new guard dog. He won't let anyone in. He's a UK border collie.

(With thanks to Simon Hoggart, columnist, who quoted these; he received them from Steve Pound.)

Come on Hereford.... As things stand we're going down :( Wish me luck!

6 comments:

Melissa said...

Great to "see" you online Mel. Hope your team wins!!!!

Alison said...

Hope they won Mel!
Alison xx

Maria Ontiveros said...

LOL at the ebay joke! And I always love to hear about people's favorite teams.
Rinda

Jane said...

thanks for making me smile,who'd be a football supporter!

Lynn said...

Did you use to go and support them? I did with my Dad and brother. It was never easy being a hereford fan. I don't follow football these days but also smile if I ever here the result for Hereford Utd.

Clair said...

Love 'The Credible Hulk' :)