Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine.
Dijon vu: the same mustard as before.
Hangover: the wrath of grapes.
Why can't a bicycle stand on its own? It's two tyred....
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
Santa's helpers: subordinate clauses.
(Sorry...)
PS Weekly Wordle will follow - computer hitch!
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Pieces Of Us | Lisa Varshine
14 hours ago
7 comments:
Groan indeed! Did you run these by your kids before you posted it?!
ooh those are painful but funny!!!
Jo xxx
Don't be sorry! this is my kind of humor - CORNY!!!
i love these and can't wait to share them with mom, from whom i have inherited my cornball sense of humor =-)
Definately a 'groan'....did smile at the last one though.
Great,I love corny jokes! My son got a job in Kwik Fit but had to leave because he was always too tyred and exhausted :-)))
Corny jokes are great - everyone loves a good groan secretly!!!
Totally groan worthy - thanks for sharing!
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