Thursday, 12 August 2010


Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine.

Dijon vu: the same mustard as before.

Hangover: the wrath of grapes.

Why can't a bicycle stand on its own? It's two tyred....

A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

Santa's helpers: subordinate clauses.


PS Weekly Wordle will follow - computer hitch!


debs14 said...

Groan indeed! Did you run these by your kids before you posted it?!

JO SOWERBY said...

ooh those are painful but funny!!!
Jo xxx

The Creative Beast said...

Don't be sorry! this is my kind of humor - CORNY!!!

i love these and can't wait to share them with mom, from whom i have inherited my cornball sense of humor =-)

scrappyjacky said...

Definately a 'groan'....did smile at the last one though.

Denise said...

Great,I love corny jokes! My son got a job in Kwik Fit but had to leave because he was always too tyred and exhausted :-)))

Rachel Brett said...

Corny jokes are great - everyone loves a good groan secretly!!!

Ange Moore said...

Totally groan worthy - thanks for sharing!