Saturday, 20 February 2010

Wossat ossifer? *hic!*

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK (AND SOMETIMES WHEN SOBER):
  1. Innovative
  2. Preliminary
  3. Proliferation
  4. Cinnamon
THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
  1. Specificity
  2. Anti-constitutionalistically
  3. Passive-aggressive disorder
  4. Transubstantiate
THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
  1. Nope, no more booze for me!
  2. Oh, I couldn’t! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
  3. Thank you, but I won’t make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I’d hate to look like a fool!
  4. I must be going home now as I have to work in the morning.
Not that I'd know, obviously, being a The Virtuous Type.... ;-)

THINGS THAT ARE EASY TO SAY WHEN DRUNK (OR SOBER):
  1. Please vote!
  2. Just go to Shimelle's blog...
  3. ...by clicking here.
  4. Thank you! xxx

14 comments:

mise said...

Done! Is there someplace else we can go to vote for you as 'most entertaining'?

Ruth said...

I do wonder at the way your mind works ...

humel said...

Mise, honey, there's no contest. You would win hands down xx

Ruth - I can solve that for you :-) I think you're wrongly assuming that my mind works at all! xx

scrappyjacky said...

I think we get the message!!!

Maria Ontiveros said...

I vwoted, I vwoted. Pored a glassss of wine and vwoted sommmmme moooore.
Winda

Karen said...

Your post was funny (I voted again!), but Rhinda's comment got the biggest laugh!

debs14 said...

sounds like you were under the affluence of incohol when you wrote that post!
Of course you have my vote!

Amy said...

I think you and Rinda will need a good lie down today!
Off to vote again today .....

Kim said...

I have difficulty with cinnamon and specific on a sober day.

Scrappi Sandi said...

Wonderful...I love big words but had a job with your chosen few & I'm teetotal!!...Apart from 'specificity'...'Specific' is my pet bone of contention.....or rather people who say 'Pacific' when they mean 'specific'...even newsreaders do it & it WINDS ME UP!!! Maybe I SHOULD take up drinking!!!! Thanks for making me smile!!

Rachel B said...

Lol, Great post Mel!

The Scrappy Tree said...

lmao! love it :)

Lizzie said...

Okay, you work so hard to earn your votes..
Funny post!

JO SOWERBY said...

good grief, u SOOOOOO want to win dont you? I love this post, it's brilliant.
Jo xxxx