Friday, 12 February 2010

Pun and games....

A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, "I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger."

Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says, "Dam!"

Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?", they asked, as they moved off. "Because," he said, "I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer."

Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says, "I've lost my electron." The other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies "Yes, I'm positive."

Well, I liked them....

If any of these made you smile, please pop over to Shimelle's and cast your vote! x

If none of them made you smile, please vote anyway in pity at my sense of humour! x

And do you know any good puns? Please share :-)

13 comments:

Cheri said...

Okay, none of the puns made me laugh, but this line did:

"If none of them made you smile, please vote anyway in pity at my sense of humour! x"

Yep, out loud. Thanks for my morning chuckle. Off to vote....

Jessica Griffin said...

You're crazy!! LOL!! I didn't laugh because of that either. :) I laughed cause we must have the same terrible sense of humor.

Alex said last night: "Watch out for the hen way." I said: "What a hen way?" He said: "Five or six pounds." I didn't get it...

ComfyMom~Stacey said...

They all made me laugh. I love puns

Ever since my friend had all the digits amputated from his feet, I find him very annoying.
I think I might be lack-toes intolerant.

scrappyjacky said...

Well they've chased me off to vote quickly.

furrypig said...

LOL!!! I loved them and read them all out to my family that are here visiting! Also loved Jessica's joke too. Yep I am a sucker for a funny gag!

Scrappi Sandi said...

I burst out laughing reading the first one...so loudly my boys came running to see what they were missing!!

That would be one heavy hen surely?!!!!

I will be posting some giggles on my blog soon...they came to me via an email!!

Ruth said...

Are you bored? And I've already voted ...

JO SOWERBY said...

hahahahaha, love the puns, especially the atoms one. ur a hoot :-)
Jo xxx

Maria Ontiveros said...

Those are groaningly funny!!!
Rinda

Amy said...

I like the dam one .... have already voted as well:-)

Clair said...

Oh dear, oh dear!

Lizzie said...

Urrrgh... groans and howls.... Terrible, terrible... But quite amusing nevertheless. So I'll forgive you (but you must never do it again, ok?)

Karen said...

Actually I hate to admit it, but they did make me chuckle---and I've already voted too!